What was once an ordinary man, has been transformed into something extraordinary. While walking down the city streets a Ross delivery truck crashed into a military tanker secretly transferring nuclear waste through the metropolis. The explosion hurled panties and nuclear waste through the air and on to the unsuspecting individual.

Normally super heroes have a sense of justice, a goal to bring evil doers to their knees. Panty man is different. Instilled with uncanny tom-foolery and guile, he’ll often pose dramatically for pictures and demand attention!

Say his name three times and people around you will think you’re crazy.

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