Hey yo dudes. This is Greg the intern. You may remember me from such blog posts as the one below this, where for some reason I’m using a gigantic sandwich as a pillow. Now that it’s my last day here, Micah thought it was about time that I got my very own Skip Report account and I’m celebrating this by making three posts in a row about… CELEBRATIONS!

I guess it’s only fitting that I start this off by talking about myself. I had my very own celebration that happened last week. As I said before, this is my last day here at D.O.E. and since Styk is gone this week, Styk, Jynn, Corin, Micah and I all went out LAST week for a wonderful goodbye lunch at Smarty Pants.

Why are we making these faces????

In this photo Styk is probably saying something really nice about how great I am, and how D.O.E. would have crumbled this summer without me. I had to agree. We followed his kind words with a shot of some fine Maker’s.

In this photo Styk was probably still going on about how great I am. I lost interest, and was staring at a weird sign on the wall.

I snapped out of it, and shot a quick smile in Styk’s direction, as if to say, “I agree, I really am an incredible person.”

Ok I’ll stop being a sarcastic jerk. I wish I had photos of the gifts that were presented to me that day. They included such fine items as:

A Smorkin’ Labbit.

A huge jar of D.O.E. brand pickles.

Free lunch, beer, and that shot of Maker’s.

AND AND AND, possibly the best gift I’ve ever recieved, and I’m not even kidding:

Yes, 12, count ‘em TWELVE, 40 oz. bottles of O.E.

My god, the people here are incredible.

THANK YOU D.O.E. FOR A TOTALLY SWISH OF A SUMMER.

I’M TALKIN’ SLAM DUNKS FROM HALF COURT.

I’ll miss it here. I have to go. I’m crying.

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