Mr. Styk has spent the past few months cultivating an incredible formation of facial hair. Wtih the warmer weather approaching it became time to liberate his cheeks from the wooly canopy. Never a man to shy away from an opportunity to make a statement, he entered on the second leg of his experiment and slowly removed his hair, revealing frightening styles, before only witnessed in comics and “don’t talk to strangers” books. The results were truly staggering.
Figure one shows the impressive girth produced by Styk’s face. I’m pretty sure he kept his ipod in there when he was working out.
This is unsettling, but the next image shows how truly unsettling it was.
It’s like a civil war general, and he got knicked by a musket ball.
And after the war he decided to join a weird biker gang.
This one is my favorite, by far. He looks like a wizard, a goblin overlord, or some sort of magician. Unfortunately I couldn’t take anything seriously that he said, so I couldn’t look at him when he was trying to give me advice or critique a project I was working on and he didn’t know any magic.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Gross, man. Wow.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Damn Styks! Do you ever hear a little voice in the back of your head that sounds like your mom telling you to just smile? Or did the other five voices destroy that voice and all you hear is their chorus saying to ‘kill’? After looking at most of these my guess is it’s the later. Happy days ahead my brotha… focus.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Styk
In foto #1 I was hoping you would smile and reveal a toothless gum line…ya know ive been into hairy indian women lately…and I could re-enact a deliverance fantasy i’ve had for years.
xoxoxo
Chuck
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
so proud but i did this back in 2000 so you’re late to the game but you do play it well…..love
April 24th, 2008 at 10:24 am
wolverine or weapon X
April 24th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I don’t even know what to say. You look like a mass murderer who lives with a crazy overprotective mother in a trailer park.
April 24th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Whoa… That was crazy.
April 25th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Well, having gone through the entire 6 month of beard farming, it was obvious that I heard every name or description known to man, so I thought I’d share them in chronological order to the beard length.
Bob Seger
Charles Manson
Tom Hanks - Castaway
Jim Morrison
Jesus Christ
Dan Haggerty
Kenny Rogers
Gentle Ben
Charleton Heston - Ten Commandments
Jerry Garcia
General Lee
Charleton Heston - Planet of Apes
Teen Wolf
Wolverine
Billy Gibbons
April 25th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Styk
Your beard reminds me of the first day/night I met/slept with lil momma (1981 All Catholic Girlk School - Oh yea). She was so hairy in the south florida region that I actually referred to “it” as the Bermuda triangle.
April 25th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Styk
You forgot Sasquatch and Chewbacca!
Bill
April 25th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
ah yes, how could i forget the animal kingdom and Lucasland
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Let’s not also forget the fu-manchu or perhaps the equally classic and equally creepy John Waters, come to think of it, let’s add: Grizzly adams, Tom Hanks in Cast Away, Wolfman Jack, and Gimli from Lord of the Rings.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Styk,
They missed Hank Williams Jr.
June 18th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
click on my name will lead you to a myriad of looks as well.