Well he does for the next 10 days as he spares them his jaws and stomach juices. In the meantime he is content with his apple sauce. What would you like for lunch asks the waitress: “Oh I have mine thanks,” as he chugs his sauce. Happy to be free of Oprah’s insides.

Oprah herself was recently inspired to eat consciously, but we now know different. Bryce said: “Actually that was me! I made a quantum leap into Oprah’s body and had to solve her eating disorder before I could get out. Maybe this next leap will be the one that takes me home. Damn It Ziggy!”

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