Over the past two days the internet has been very good to me and opened my eyes to the fantastic possibilities of humans living with animals in the most absurd and hilarious settings. Things that I would assume to only see in cartoons, like a hippo that can open the door to a house and walk into the kitchen when it wants a snack.

A horse that rides in a car and eats cheeseburgers

and finally, a chimp and his bulldog friend riding the train.

How feel good.

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This reminds me of the nail biting climax of Rookie of the Year. It’s totally sweet when you see sports teams push the limits of wackiness and just confuse the crap out of their opponents. Good show!

An adventurous lunch at Mr. D’s. Turns out, all the drinks with ice had ANTS IN THEM! Whoa noes! The very nice greek lady was very apologetic and I won’t hold it against her, but boy was it weird.

Here’s a picture of Fawn and one of the creatures from her drink.

What was once an ordinary man, has been transformed into something extraordinary. While walking down the city streets a Ross delivery truck crashed into a military tanker secretly transferring nuclear waste through the metropolis. The explosion hurled panties and nuclear waste through the air and on to the unsuspecting individual.

Normally super heroes have a sense of justice, a goal to bring evil doers to their knees. Panty man is different. Instilled with uncanny tom-foolery and guile, he’ll often pose dramatically for pictures and demand attention!

Say his name three times and people around you will think you’re crazy.

This old timey video is hilarious and awesome. I find it hilariously confusing that it was made for the U.S. Army, for….some….reason.

After studying this image closely and with great intensity, I have decided what my favorite part is; the sticker that says 26″. It’s awesome that the “bigger is better” mentality has become so important that the driver of this car wants you to know EXACTLY how big those rims are.

The question is answered immediately, and the driver can spend time complimenting your McDonk-a-Donk™